Men are like................

1. Men are like .......Laxatives ..... They irritate the stuffing out of you. 2. Men are like ....... Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 3. Men are like ....... Weather .... Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like ....... Blenders .... You need one, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like ....... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like ...... Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like ........ Department Stores .... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8. Men are like ....... Government Bonds ..... They take soooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like ......... Bananas ..... The older they get, the less firm they are. 10. Men are like ....... Popcorn ....... They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11. Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ..... Fun to look at, but not very bright. 12. Men are like ........ Parking Spots ........ All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped. For those of you that needed a good laugh, and to realize how good you may/may not have it! :D