Girls Are Like Computers

HARD DISK GIRLS- She remembers everything,forever. RAM GIRLS- She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off. WINDOWS GIRLS- Everyone knows she can't do anything right,but no one can live without her. SCREENSAVER GIRLS- Good for nothing, but at least she's fun. INTERNET GIRLS- Difficult to access. SERVER GIRLS- Always busy when you need her. MULTIMEDIA GIRLS- She makes horrible things look good. CD-ROM GIRLS- She's always faster and faster. E-MAIL GIRLS- Every 10 things she says, 8 are nonsense. VIRUS GIRLS- Also known as "wife"; when you're not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources.If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything.