Ok. Both of these were too funny not to share.
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The Economy is So Bad…
- CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
- Jewish women are marrying for love.
- Hotwheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
- McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer
- Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names
- A truckload of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico
- The most highly-paid job is now jury duty
- Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting
- People in Africa are donating money to Americans
- Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, "finish your plate, do you know how many kids are starving in the US ?"
- Motel Six won't leave the light on
- The Mafia is laying off judges
- And finally...
Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Hey, great! ... the guy who made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by people who made $750 billion disappear
That’s some funny stuff. Hope you laughed.