Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Two Funny Jokes

Ok. Both of these were too funny not to share.


The new Somali Pirate Hat, available in stores now:



That’s funny!


The Economy is So Bad…

  • CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
  • Jewish women are marrying for love.
  • Hotwheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
  • McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer
  • Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names
  • A truckload of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico
  • The most highly-paid job is now jury duty
  • Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting
  • People in Africa are donating money to Americans
  • Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, "finish your plate, do you know how many kids are starving in the US ?"
  • Motel Six won't leave the light on
  • The Mafia is laying off judges
  • And finally...
    Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Hey, great! ...  the guy who made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by people who made $750 billion disappear


That’s some funny stuff. Hope you laughed.

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