Friday, April 01, 2005

Prison And Work

Just in case you ever got the two mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer. IN PRISON . . you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. AT WORK . . you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle. IN PRISON . . . you get three meals a day. AT WORK . . you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it. IN PRISON . . . you get time off for good behavior. AT WORK . . you get more work for good behavior. IN PRISON . . . the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT WORK . . . you must carry around keys and open all the doors for yourself. IN PRISON . . you can watch TV and play games. AT WORK . . . you get fired for watching TV and playing games. IN PRISON . . . you get your own toilet. AT WORK . . . you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat. IN PRISON .. they allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK . . . you can't even speak to your family. IN PRISON . . . all expenses are paid by the taxpayer with no work required. AT WORK . . you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners. IN PRISON . . . you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out. AT WORK . . . you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars. IN PRISON . . . you must deal with sadistic wardens. AT WORK . . . they are called managers.

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