This just isn't working...

I'm trying to be a better person, a nicer person. Really, I am, but it's just when you intentionally try to do that that every idiot alive crosses your path. It's really inconvenient and extremely exasperating. Not only that, but I'm sure I'm experiencing something close to the effects of chinese water torture... only instead of water, its whistling. A really high pitched, never ending whistle. It's not even to an actual tune. Now, mix that in with the repugnant smell of what I imagine to be rotten scotch and cigar stinch. (eww!) You know the old Looney Tunes cartoons... now I know why Sylvester went after Tweety. Tweety probably never shut up and whistled all of the time. I wonder what would happen if Sylvester had actually gotten to Tweety... (I'm going to take a minute to enjoy that thought.) Okay, well, I finally get to leave here. I'm going to go home, get some sleep, and hope that I can be a nicer person tomorrow...