Ding's Cruise

Ok, I just went on my FIRST cruise. It was a drunken blast filled with bellydancing, more danicng at nightclubs, alot of food and didn I mention booze? No? Well, alot of drinks. I figured since I am a size 14-16 I can handle my own... and by golly I sure as Hell did. So I am adding a few pictures of Moi since my pic on here is of my COH toon...Oh, did I say there was drinking? No? Somehow I didnt have a hangover.. just very sleepy. Especially since someone stupid decided that he wanted some duty free Sirminoff, Bailey's and Kaluha. . So I as his minion and best friend who doesnt live with him, putting up with his bullshit ( Yes, Shak, you know who I am bitching about_) I bought 7 bottles of stuff . You get one bottle tax free... and anything you get for free on the boat you dont declare... taxes may apply. As a result, I had to get my wonderfully developing ass due to all of those stairs and ass exercises I do for dance... up at 6AM ( after going to bed at 3) to go to Customs. BUT NO< the assholes said that I needed to take care of it when I was getting off the boat. This was after hardly any sleep.... But drinks were awesome Funny thing, I go on this cruise and didnt make it off the boat to go into Ensenada. ( Oh, that be Baja Mexico, Really close o the California/ Mexico border) well hell. I cant put in my pictures. That just sucks the tinest cock ever. Oh well. Ok, I need to kick students out of my classroom. Y;all have a rocking day. Ding

Changes.....

This last week I guess I had an epiphany. . . . . . I've been way too lazy about some things, and it's time to change that! Last year I was working out every day or so, had lots of energy, and spent lots of time with my friends and loved ones. . . . This year, I'm tired all of the time, don't want to leave the house, and feel fat as a cow. I've put on a minimum of 30 pounds in less than a year. But. . . . . . NO MORE!!! I need to get off my lazy ass and start doing something, and it starts this week! I've asked Marisa to help me (I figured all that personal training she's received she should be pretty informative) get my life back together. I need to figure out a way I can start exercising everyday, even the long 18hr days I work when I bartend. I figure I can start trying to do my Yoga videos in the morning before work and then walk around the neighborhood or go to the gym in the evening. I've even considered looking into the South Beach Diet plan to see if it was something I could manage. . . . . . . Here's the big question: Can I do it?? Will I gain more energy, lose some weight, feel better about myself?? Will I be able to stick to a routine/diet without cheating too much?? Not sure, but I really want to. I know Tommy is tired of hearing me complain about my looks every day, and I'm really tired of looking at a closet full of clothes that I can't wear. I'm not trying to be a toothpick, I'll never be that small, and enjoy to eat too much to try it. I would like to return to the size I was a few years back, when I was very physically active and taking better care of myself. I want everyone's help in this, please! I don't want a hardass, or a meanass, but someone who can be understanding and strong and VERY supportive. I wouldn't even mind a workout buddy occasionally if schedules coincide. Give me some feed back on this, I'm getting ready to plan a grocery trip and need to start figuring out what I can/cannot eat, etc. Here's hoping for a brand new me!!

He thinks/She thinks.....

Eight words with Two Meanings. . . . . and a few short jokes. . . . . 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female...... Any part under a car's hood. Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male.... Playing football without a cup. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys. 4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family. Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one. 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book. Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer. 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion. Male...... A source of entertainment, self-_expression, male bonding. 7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it. 8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes. AND. . . . . He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said . . . You wear pants don't you? He said . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart! He said . . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said . .Turn sideways and look in the mirror! He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? She said . . We don't know; it has never happened. He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good looking? She said . . . They already have boyfriends. She said . . What do you call a women who knows where her husband is every night? He said . . . A widow. He said . . . Why are married women heavier than single women? She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.