Tuesday, July 05, 2005

Mom's Pig Pickin

Ok all, it's time for the second big event of the summer for 2005. The scoobies are packin' it in and headin for the crystal shores of the Outer Banks of North Carolina for a festive fun filled weekend of pig pickin! I need to get a list of who's going from where. Raymond, when you see this, make a comment post and add your friends and mom's guest list. Here's who I know: My List:
  • Me
  • April
  • Doc
  • Marisa (maybe)
  • Lauren
  • Chris
  • Hannah?
  • Tim
  • Claire
Mom's & Ray's List: (Updated from Rain Man on 7/6/05)
  • Mom
  • Jodie
  • Kim
  • Jamie
  • Christy
  • Janet
  • Gail
  • Jeff
  • Amanda
  • Zack
  • Arvin
  • Nancy
  • Nathaniel
  • Brenda
  • Jason
  • Jason (other one)
  • Meredith
  • Mike Clough
  • Tom
  • Ilene
  • Sam
  • Keith
  • Sue Zuri
  • Gail
  • Pete
  • Jean
  • HG
  • Jan Krauss & Family
  • Crystal
  • Ben
List of Stuff: (Ray, also post an update comment to this and I'll re-edit this post to include your stuff) Tommy:
  • Pig! & Sauce
Mom:
  • Plates & Napkins, etc?
Raymond
  • ???
Let me know asap.

Monday, July 04, 2005

No SH*T!

Believe it or not A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son. All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in tears. "What's wrong?" asked the mother. "I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out" replied the daughter. The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years ago. About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears. "Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out." Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago. A week later her son walked into the room in tears. "It's okay" said the Mom, "I know what happened! , you were taking a tinkle and a bullet came out." "No," said the boy, "I was playing with myself and I shot the dog..."

Friday, July 01, 2005

Happy 4th of July Everyone

Hey everyone. Just wanted to wish everyone a very happy and safe 4th of July before I head out. I'll be down at Atlantic Beach all weekend. If you're down there, give a brother a shout out. Take Care! B A N A N A S ! ! ! ! !