Dinner tonight! :)

For those of you that may/may not know, we're going out tonight for Marisa's birthday! We plan on hitting Chili's around 7 pm, and then maybe heading to the OC afterwards. Anyone that wantst to join us, meet us at the OC, we should be there after 9 or so!!! I hope everyone's having a great weekend! Catch ya around!

**Agent M** This one's for you!!

GUESS WHAT??!! Tommy and I aren't going to the beach for the weekend, so we're all yours!! :D I say if you want, come hang out at the pool during the day, and then let's go out for dinner afterwards! Call Tommy or me and let me know what's going on, I'd love to hang out! Hope your vacation was fun, and not too stressful, I look forward to talking to you soon! Love ya!

emerald city

just fyi we have a bikini contest tonight we are kicking stuff off at around 9 or 930 depends on when i get there......hope everyone's week is going good...been kindda busy over my way trying to get stuff done around the house making room for the addition of another person....well anyway the smart people in the city are acting up again...damn that big thing is the sky is annoying not use to being up at 5 in the morning no wonder tommy's blood looks like coffee......j/k gotta go lee

Just in case you didn't know. . . .

I'd love to say that I found this on my own, a little bartender knowledge and all, but this is an email my mom had sent me. I felt it needed to be shared with everyone. "Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." ~ Jack Handy WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." ~ Henny Youngman WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not." ~ Stephen Wright WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!" ~ Brian O'Rourke WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." ~ Benjamin Franklin WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." ~ Dave Barry WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can! ~ Dave Howell WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite s e x without spitting. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers. One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went: "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers." WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. Now share this knowledge with those that don't know! :)

The Welfare Office

A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi . . . You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job". The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is Excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year". The guy says, "You're bullshitting me!" The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."

Y'all have fun now, 'ya hear!!!

Just wanted to say bye to everyone! Tommy, Tim, and I are heading to the beach for Tommy's mom's birthday. We have to swing through Pinetown and pick up the pig first. :P That should be interesting!! I hope everyone has a great weekend, but I wish you were with us! Agent M and 'Lil Bit, give us a call sometime this weekend, I'd love to chat for a second or two..... :) Tom, wish you could make it (I know you'd be a blast to hang out with!) Ding and Shak, I hope your weekend goes well in Cali! We'll catch y'all on Sunday, I hope! As for anyone else I left out, I'm sorry :( forgive me, but I hope you have a great weekend too! Oh, Happy 21st Birthday, Rogue!

Mom's Pig Pickin

Ok all, it's time for the second big event of the summer for 2005. The scoobies are packin' it in and headin for the crystal shores of the Outer Banks of North Carolina for a festive fun filled weekend of pig pickin! I need to get a list of who's going from where. Raymond, when you see this, make a comment post and add your friends and mom's guest list. Here's who I know: My List:

• Me
• April
• Doc
• Marisa (maybe)
• Lauren
• Chris
• Hannah?
• Tim
• Claire

Mom's & Ray's List: (Updated from Rain Man on 7/6/05)

• Mom
• Jodie
• Kim
• Jamie
• Christy
• Janet
• Gail
• Jeff
• Amanda
• Zack
• Arvin
• Nancy
• Nathaniel
• Brenda
• Jason
• Jason (other one)
• Meredith
• Mike Clough
• Tom
• Ilene
• Sam
• Keith
• Sue Zuri
• Gail
• Pete
• Jean
• HG
• Jan Krauss & Family
• Crystal
• Ben

List of Stuff: (Ray, also post an update comment to this and I'll re-edit this post to include your stuff) Tommy:

• Pig! & Sauce

Mom:

• Plates & Napkins, etc?

Raymond

• ???

Let me know asap.

No SH*T!

Believe it or not A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son. All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in tears. "What's wrong?" asked the mother. "I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out" replied the daughter. The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years ago. About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears. "Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out." Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago. A week later her son walked into the room in tears. "It's okay" said the Mom, "I know what happened! , you were taking a tinkle and a bullet came out." "No," said the boy, "I was playing with myself and I shot the dog..."

Happy 4th of July Everyone

Hey everyone. Just wanted to wish everyone a very happy and safe 4th of July before I head out. I'll be down at Atlantic Beach all weekend. If you're down there, give a brother a shout out. Take Care! B A N A N A S ! ! ! ! !