Thursday, April 21, 2005

Just think…these women are breeding.

Personally I am praying that this is all in humor and that there aren't really people this ignorant out there...
Supposedly "the following are all replies that Dallas women have written on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing father's details. These are genuine excerpts from the forms. 1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night. 2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps. 3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600 Grand Avenue where I had unprotected sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you send me his phone number? Thanks. 4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced. 5. I do not know who the father of my child was, as all Blacks look the same to me. 6. Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him, can you ask him what he did with my Rolling Stone CDs? 7. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney World; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom. 8. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for sure is Julia Child did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I'd have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 146 Miller Drive, mine might have remained unfertilized. 9. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all, when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart."

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